Talk with your Baritone voice so loudly that my head hurts at the end of the day- please be quiet.

If you are going to ask me a question, just ask it, don't tell me what you had for breakfast, why you decided to wear what you are wearing, and whatever else happened before you ran into your problem, just tell me what the problem is so I can fix it, if I want to know something, I will ask you!! Stupid head.

Talk to me while I am typing- just pretend you don't see me- that is what I am doing to you...

Hide the scrubber from me so I can't do my dishes! Jimmy- where is the scrubber!!!!!!!

Try to get me to sign up for an ediet- alan- are you calling me FAT?

Take FOREVER to ring the lady up in front of me, then, after that, have no one to sack the groceries, so you take FOREVER to sack the groceries as well.

I do not blame the poor cashier, I blame Kroger. Not my good Signature Kroger that is near me, but the one by the Mall- it alway sucks. It has the worst food layout as well. Everything is spread out all over the place, the people that work there just stand around and talk- it's extremely annoying.

Today I just put my stuff back in the basket and walked out. I had no time, I had to get to work... I felt bad for the poor lady, she was trying to apologize and I just told her to "talk to the left, cause this Kroger ain't right!" then I walked out.

Gripe because I won't throw you the frisbee during an extreme game of Ultimate Frisbee, and then when I do throw it to you perfectly, you drop it.

Take the game of Cranium too seriously- calm down... it's okay to lose, trust me, if you are playing against me you need to get used to it.

Talk way too dang much! Sometimes I annoy myself in this area.

Road Rage 101

Rule #1 if your car is not paid for, and if you like it in the shape it is in- do not cut off the driver in the jalopy.

Rule #2 if you do decide to cut someone off, make sure that you are are not puny- you may be forced into a confrontation

Rule #3 NEVER cut ME off.

This rude guy today, after I slid in front of him very nicely, he gets out from behind me and squeezes in front of me like I cut him off or something- so you know what I did- I did it right back to him and almost crashed his pretty little soccer mom Envoy.

He tried to pass me again, and I pulled this amazing maneuver where I managed to pull ahead of him and leave him in my dust. The adrenaline was coruscating through my veins and I loved it.

So, please do NOT try to cut me off and be rude- I have very little to lose at this point in my life, and really, that is what it comes down to isn't it?

Try to be smart, funny, super-intelligent, or original when in reality you are only re-creating what has already been done. You see others ideas, and then you use them, and if you can't take credit for them, you make fun of them, or ridicule them. Jealousy and Envy annoy me.