Always act the victim- everyone is not always picking on you, and if they are then you deserve it.

I am annoyed by those people that come up to me after I have specified what to bring to a party and then they ask questions like- "How much should I bring?" "What do you think I should bring?" etc. I mean, if you are over the age of 25 hopefully you have been to more than one party in your life- you should not need guidance- and you surely shouldn't need it from someone 10 years younger than you- methinks maybe you are doing it just to ANNOY me.

Over Explain- why do so many people think that they need to blab for hours about the problem- just tell me short and sweet and I will fix it- I am sure God must feel this way when people pray- he is probably thinking- If you will just shut up a minute, I can fix it!

Blow your nose really loud while I am trying to sleep- someone put a muffler on that schnoz.