How to Annoy Me...

If I am looking at a rack of clothes in the mall, don't come right up next to me and look at the pair of pants RIGHT NEXT TO the pair I am looking at.

A. You are invading my space bubble
B. You need to wait your turn you impatient moron
C. Getting this close to me annoys me and when you annoy me you suddenly appear on the endangered species list.

Endangered Species List

1. Shopping Morons
2. Duck Billed Platypus
3. Blue-footed Booby

You get the idea.

How to Annoy Me...

I am tired of The Real World being so... so, vapid.

I do expect a group of young college students to go out and party. I expect them to get drunk and fight and call up their families and whine about what a nightmare their lives are, but don't you think that they would at least try to change up the show a bit?

Every season these kids are stuck in a monstrously wonderful house, then they are forced to go into bars and party, and then I am sure they are coerced into making out with each other, and it's just the same thing season after season.

Perhaps the reason they haven't changed it is because people are still watching it, but trust me MTV, eventually even the kids that are stoned out of their minds are going to want to watch something more entertaining, I just don't think it has sunk in yet that you guys are going to come up with anything new. We are waiting for something fun and new and exciting and each week it is the same thing, Tiffany is in love with her roommate and her boyfriend back home is Jealous. WE ARE OVER IT ALREADY!!

The only other show that can be any more boring than The Real World is That 70's House. Talk about a stinker. I am annoyed by the fact that I actually watched 20 minutes of it last night, 20 minutes that I could have been watching some other reality TV that was actually worth watching. I actually think The Simple Life is more entertaining than That 70's House.

Really MTV, where has all your creativity gone?