When we have been sitting in traffic for 30 minutes on a one lane road, rubberneck- not once- but twice doing a full neck turn once you are 10 feet beyond the wreckage- THERE IS NOTHING MORE TO SEE YOU IDIOT- don't think I didn't give him the horn of correction!

When I ask you if you understand the meaning of the phrase "Speaking out of Turn" respond with "No" and then keep right on talking when it is obvious that I was telling you to shut up.

Expect me to squeeze blood out of a turnip- I am not Harry Potter.

Act like I'm the stupid one in the room- Never treat me like I am stupid- you big dumb animal.

Whine- why do people have to whine- there is an easy way to complain without adding that childish whiny tone to your voice- you are old- it is time to move past the whine stage.

Make the most simple things complicated, changing your password on your computer is not freaking rocket science!!!

Make me wait- I get ansy when I have to wait too long, it is one thing if you are trying to hurry, but it is a whole different story if I am waiting because you are stupid, you are lazy, or because you don't know how to drive.

Be Negative- some people are so negative that after being around them for 2 minutes I want to commit suicide.