Monday, August 04, 2003
Road Rage 101
Rule #1 if your car is not paid for, and if you like it in the shape it is in- do not cut off the driver in the jalopy.
Rule #2 if you do decide to cut someone off, make sure that you are are not puny- you may be forced into a confrontation
Rule #3 NEVER cut ME off.
This rude guy today, after I slid in front of him very nicely, he gets out from behind me and squeezes in front of me like I cut him off or something- so you know what I did- I did it right back to him and almost crashed his pretty little soccer mom Envoy.
He tried to pass me again, and I pulled this amazing maneuver where I managed to pull ahead of him and leave him in my dust. The adrenaline was coruscating through my veins and I loved it.
So, please do NOT try to cut me off and be rude- I have very little to lose at this point in my life, and really, that is what it comes down to isn't it?
Rule #1 if your car is not paid for, and if you like it in the shape it is in- do not cut off the driver in the jalopy.
Rule #2 if you do decide to cut someone off, make sure that you are are not puny- you may be forced into a confrontation
Rule #3 NEVER cut ME off.
This rude guy today, after I slid in front of him very nicely, he gets out from behind me and squeezes in front of me like I cut him off or something- so you know what I did- I did it right back to him and almost crashed his pretty little soccer mom Envoy.
He tried to pass me again, and I pulled this amazing maneuver where I managed to pull ahead of him and leave him in my dust. The adrenaline was coruscating through my veins and I loved it.
So, please do NOT try to cut me off and be rude- I have very little to lose at this point in my life, and really, that is what it comes down to isn't it?
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