I hate to admit it but...

I rubbernecked today- there was this monstrously bloated DEAD COW on the side of the road. It's swollen black lifeless body looked like one of those hot air balloons that they fill with air slowly- I am not kidding- it's stomach was about 4 feet tall! It was freaky, and I wanted to gawk and take a picture so I could show everyone.

Then later I kind of felt bad for the fat bloated beast- someone must have hit it- eek!