I hate to admit it but...

I can't keep my mouth shut about anything. With me, you never have to wonder what I am thinking, because I am going to tell you- and if you are lucky, you will be near me while I am telling someone else, so you will get to hear it again!

If I am interested in someone, you'll know about it. If I am in school, you will know. If I am applying for a job, renting a movie, or having a nervous break down, you will know. I am not mysterious- there you have it...