How to make me laugh:


Be DW and tell me that your spiritual gift is gaining weight.

Be DW go on a job interview and have the interviewer tell you that you are not "extremely" overweight.

Squeal the tires on your hoopty- yeah, that's it, really loud so everyone can say hey, "Look at that piece of crap hoopty" why do you do that? Oh, to make me laugh.

Roll your sleeves up on your shirt to show off your... white arms?

Play volleyball with me and make fun of everyone else by imitating them in perfect ballerina style.

Tell me that we are going to fight when you are a pudgy white person- and be serious about it.

Ask me to arm wrestle- and expect to win.

Ask me "How's the air up there" and act like it is original- yeah, I have been 6' 5' for over 10 years you retard.

Be Josh Sizelove and say Jokes that aren't really jokes at all.

Be Dave Williams and tell me that you want me to create a "Where's DW" game on my website.