It's a PEE Post
I only recently learned that Asparagus makes your PEE smell funny. I had it on Saturday night and then my PEE smelled funny for exactly 68.2 hours after I had eaten the Asparagus. What does that mean?
Secondly, I am a dude, and I ALWAYS stand when I PEE. However, recently I learned that some dudes like to SIT AND PEE! WHAT? WHY?
The thought of sitting and PEEING when I can stand and PEE is totally vexing. I am so vexed right now.
Guys that read this, I don't want to know, I don't EVEN want to know if you sit when you pee, just do me this favor - cease and desist with the sit and PEE. We are men and this is one BLESSING we got from God, do not throw it in his face!
17 Comments:
I want to know how you got to the exact number of 68.2 hours?
And did you know the asparagus thing doesn't effect everyone, only like half the people?
Why would any guy sit and pee? That's like the one cool thing you guys can do that we can't? Unzip, pee, tuck back in. I'm with you on the baffled.
I stand when I pee as well... although sometimes... I sit and pee when I am at home... cause I am too lazy to lift the toilet seat... and then there are times when I stand... but I am still too lazy to lift the toilet seat an then I take a piece of toilet paper to wipe off the splatter...
I guess that is what happens most of the time.
Ben, for the LOVE, I said not to tell - and then not only did you tell but you went into extra DE-TELL... SHUT UP! and I don't mean that in the ohmywordthatissocoolicantstandit form ofthe shutup, but really in the actual meaning of the word SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!
YOU shut up.
You Started It.
lol.
lol....guys are too funny.
Some mom's teach their boys to sit and pee cause it saves on the clean up since most men can't seem to hit the broad side of a barn...oh wait....it has to be a broad side cause their aim sucks!
lol
Eddie you opened the flood gates with this post. You KNEW someone was going to go there and of course it was BEN.
I'm a bit frightened that I know this type of personal information about both of you (smelling your pee - come on man).
P.S. Girls can pee standing up also (even off of TP decks) - ahhahaha you might be the only one to get that.
when i was little, i used to try to pee standing up. i would have to straddle the toilet though, and that just got boring. Have you seen those pee troughs they have for women in the camping stores?
Also, I think most men stand and pee, except if they are really tired. Like when they get up in the middle of the night to go potty, and don't want to blind themselves by turning on the light. Then they'll sit down, for aim purposes.
Did you know that men like to flush the toilet WHILE peeing? This is annoying to me.
lord help us all.
My question is...where did you get this bit of info from. Did someone tell you that they sit and pee? I have never heard of this, except for when little boys are potty training. They will sit and pee. But, that is when they are like 2, not 22.
I flush the toilet while I am peeing...
lol.
(HA!)
I can't believe you guys are talking about this. Now I've heard it all!
LOL!
This sitting and peeing is new to me!
Eddo, your site needs to be censored. I can't believe the things you blog about, oh my word!!
The sit and pee should only be done in extreme situations. When there is a big party in a house and the only bathroom you can use is right next to where everyone is, then a sit and pee may be in order to cut down on noise because sometimes hitting above the water just doesn't cut it. The first choice of course is to ask if you can use a bathroom in another part of the house.
Yeah, when potty training, it's easier to teach boys to sit first (typically they aren't tall enough to stand and, uhhhh, make it in the bowl. But in my experience, once they learn to stand, it's so much fun that they never sit again.
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