Feature me in People - PLEASE!
So I am on the elliptical machine yesterday and I see this girl perusing a magazine of People's 50 most eligible bachelors. I don't normally read magazine's while working out, but I couldn't help eavesread over her shoulder as she turned page after page.
One page really caught my eye - http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/people.php
When she got off the machine I said, "Are you done with that magazine?" She readily handed it over and I flipped to the page where this blogger dude was posted as an eligible bachelor because he posted about his dating life on his blog.
Jealous much? Yes.
Now I am furiously scheming ways to get my blog noticed in something like "O" or "Martha Stewart" two magazines that are really changing the face of America - and have a large readership of single women.
Also, all these posts about being single and needing love smack of desperation - which I am not. On the contrary, I plan to be married by the time I am 35 so that gives me a few more years before I reach the desperation stage. When I hit that stage I will be posting glamour shots of myself and I will give you even more intimate details of my psyche which will be so bizarre they will be sure to drive the women away - which is what desperation always seems to do.