Mosquitoes find me irresistable.
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Author: Evan Stark
When you are tired, I will pick you up gently and hoist you over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes, then I will plop you down wherever you want, or, I might just hold you like this forever…
Reason #1
When you need something removed from someplace really high, I have these long arms, so I can reach it.