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I’m Bringing Sexy Back…

Justin Timberlake has a new single out – It’s called “SexyBack”. It is so fresh, so funky, so cool… I heard it and I almost spontaneously combusted from the hotness. I’m livid that I can’t download the single and start pop-locking to it in my living room for hours. Do you ever do that? Do you listen to a song over and over until you hate it? Sometimes it takes me like 1000 listens before I can’t stand to hear it anymore, but every listen, every 999 previous listens were pure eustachian chamber bliss. Yep. Massage my ear drums with those beats.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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