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Reason #5

I can show you the difference between a double-click and a single-click in just 8 simple steps.

Reason #4

When you are lost, I will find you, and if I can’t find you, I will make really loud monkey noises until you hear me. People always hear my monkey noise and they know immediately that it is me.

When you are tired, I will pick you up gently and hoist you over my shoulder like a sack of potatoes, then I will plop you down wherever you want, or, I might just hold you like this forever…