Funny Mavericks

Ronald Jenkees

Didn’t Thelma from Scooby Doo used to say Jenkees! Or was it Jeepers? Or both? Anywho, Jiminy Christmas this guy is good and you know who pointed him out ot me? BIG!. I swear that dude may as well be a co-writer of this site and he would be too if he didn’t send me these brilliant nuggets so randomly.

Speaking of BIG!, do you ever watch that show Rob and Big? I wonder if my friend BIG! and I had a show what we would call it since we are both big.

I don’t mean to pat myself on the back… okay, yes, I do… When BIG! and I are together we have great comedic chemistry. It’s literally non-stop laughs, but I have to admit, I’m always bring the funny, the doctor could be telling me I have EBOLA and I would still make a joke. BIG! only brings the funny when I am around, I know because I have been secretly having him followed and there is very little hilarity when I’m not around – just bad dancing.

BIG! and I are actually next to each other at the beginning of this… I am 2nd on the left and he is third. He has the Grill that you will see later.


Don’t Stop Believing

Well, I have to admit, I have been on the edge of my seat and angry. So angry that I didn’t even go to the game last night. There were other reasons for my not going, but I won’t get into them here. Our beloved Mavericks won last night, but man, we kept losing our really big leads and time and again the Warriors made scoring on us look easy. Thankfully they weren’t as on as they have been last night, but the game was still pretty offensive with a final score of 112-118.

So tomorrow night we need a win at Golden State. Their crowd is like A&M’s 12th man. So enthusiastic and really pumped up for their team. There is also Don Nelson who is reportedly suing Mark Cuban for 6 million in unpaid wages. I bet Mark wishes that he had paid those wages as I think Don is relishing in the fact that he will cost Mark more than 6 million easy if he beats him in this series.

It’s all very dramatic and my fingernails are all chewed up and I am ready for this series to be over so we can get back to winning and I can get some sleep!