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Talk About A Downer on Your Male Ego

Man can’t even steal a woman’s purse… that big sissy. This is about 3 miles from my house in a nice neighborhood. This intersection houses a Barnes and Noble, Bed Bath and Beyond and a Michaels. The woman was probably going into Michaels to get a Bedazzler and would not be thwarted!

CRIME WATCH BULLETIN
PLANO POLICE DEPARTMENT

The following event was reported to the Plano Police Department.

OFFENSE NUMBER: 2009-139073
OFFENSE TYPE: Attempted Robbery
LOCATION/STREET: W. 15th Street (15th Street/Alma Drive, Mapsco 658S)
BLOCK NUMBER: 900
DATE:7/10/09 (Friday) TIME: 12:30pm

DESCRIPTION: The female victim was approached on a retail store parking lot by the suspect.  The suspect attempted to steal the victim’s purse and run away with it.  The victim fought him off and he left in the 1995 Toyota.

SUSPECT INFORMATION: White male in his 40’s; 5’8”, 165 lbs, small build, blondish brown hair, last seen wearing blue jean shorts and a sleeveless white t-shirt.

VEHICLE INFORMATION: 1995 Toyota 2 door, partial Texas license plate #Y16-YR?.

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If you have any information regarding suspicious persons or activity in your area, please call the Plano Police Department at (972) 424-5678.
Attention Area Coordinator:  It is your responsibility to pass this information to your Block Captains.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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