I’m looking for a personal assistant. I’d prefer someone leggy who wears smooth tight fitting business skirts – think Ali Larter in “Obsessed”. 
I don’t have a lot of money right now so I would have to pay you about 100 dollars a week for about 50-80 hours worth of work. That means answering my phone at all times, 24×7, updating my calendar and bringing me latte’s whenever I scream out, “WHERE THE HELL IS MY LATTE!”
Experience Required:
- Must be able to type 80 words per minutes
- Must understand and be able to use Twitter.
Considered a plus:
- Ability to give deep tissue massages
- Enjoys wearing Stilettos at all times
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