I bought a ped egg thinking that it would smooth out my rough heels. Well, I used it once and realized that I would have to spend the rest of my existence filing down my heals if I was ever going to see smooth skin down there.
I bought a wired $49 mouse for this MacBook Pro and I might as well have just taken that same $49 dollars and used it as toilet paper and flushed it. This mouse is worthless.
Okay, wow, it appears that i’ve only done two dumb things this year. I rock.