I'm Just Sayin

I bought a “Ped Egg” and other dumb things I’ve done in 2009

I bought a ped egg thinking that it would smooth out my rough heels. Well, I used it once and realized that I would have to spend the rest of my existence filing down my heals if I was ever going to see smooth skin down there.

I bought a wired $49 mouse for this MacBook Pro and I might as well have just taken that same $49 dollars and used it as toilet paper and flushed it. This mouse is worthless. 

Okay, wow, it appears that i’ve only done two dumb things this year. I rock.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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