Nursing Home Banter

A conversation between me, the owner of the nursing home and one of the directors.

“John isn’t here anymore”

“Who was John? Describe him to me.”

“He didn’t have any hair”

“So you are saying he was bald?”

“Well, yeah, and let’s just say he wasn’t attracted to any of the women here.”

“That’s because they are all old.”

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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