Manly Manual – Installment 3

Gold Bond Medicated Powder

Manly men sweat. We sweat especially when we play sports or when we are camping or hunting or doing manly things. Because of this it is necessary to protect yourself from itchiness and rashes with Gold Bond medicated powder – in the crotch and groin area.

You can’t use baby powder or some other form of talcum powder, it has to be Gold Bond. If you are extra manly you will use the Extra Strength Gold Bond while you are still wet after a shower.  Apply directly to your brussel sprouts. That burning sensation let’s you know that you are alive and that you are indeed a man.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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