Tweets for 2008-10-24

• “That”s really fattening” “um, no it’s not, it”s lettuce. ” #
• Man, I smell like a sweaty camel… Why is that? #
• I could use some extra cash - would people pay to bounce on my ever expanding stomach? Could I be the new cover of Hop On Pop? #
• Not wanting to order oatmeal at Starbucks because I don’t like to say “Nut Medley”. #
• It a looooong meeting… I got work to do! #
• I could sure use a mini-vacation. Anyone in the mood for a road trip!? #
• I was called a “child of hell” today… - I’m shooting for Lucifer incarnate tomorrow. #

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