- “That”s really fattening” “um, no it’s not, it”s lettuce. ” #
- Man, I smell like a sweaty camel… Why is that? #
- I could use some extra cash – would people pay to bounce on my ever expanding stomach? Could I be the new cover of Hop On Pop? #
- Not wanting to order oatmeal at Starbucks because I don’t like to say “Nut Medley”. #
- It a looooong meeting… I got work to do! #
- I could sure use a mini-vacation. Anyone in the mood for a road trip!? #
- I was called a “child of hell” today… – I’m shooting for Lucifer incarnate tomorrow. #
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