Archive for August, 2008
Tweets for 2008-08-26
The all-you-can-eat Chinese Buffet always sounds so good and then afterwards I want to commit suicide to put myself out of my misery. #
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Back to DBC?
It looks like for the next few months I am going to be going to DBC again. That’s the plan as of right now. I love that church and I think I want to go back there to get my feet wet, maybe do a few skits, teach the kids how to do a Dance-Off, [...]
Fear
“Get your hands off of me you two-balled bitch!” Greg screamed at our neighbor Valerie as she pulled him off of her nephew Bobby. Greg and Bobby had been in a heated brawl where many punches were thrown but very few landed.
Valerie’s white Chevy truck was parked in the middle of the gravel road and you [...]
Tweets for 2008-08-25
accidentally enrolled for the 2nd session of grad school when I need the first session! Ugh. Hope they can change it. #
I’m taking a half day and I want a Dr. Pepper. The two aren’t related, but neither are Jennifer Lopez and Mario Lopez. #
I am dying for a fruit smoothie. But I am at [...]
Dean Koontz for President!
Who are you gonna vote for? It’s been interesting to hear feedback from my friends. I have to admit I don’t keep up with politics as much as I should. I hear bits and pieces on the news and then I ask my friend Alan Meadows what he thinks and I base my decisions on [...]
Tweets for 2008-08-23
I am watching House Bunny… I should ne watching Death Race… #
I thought House Bunny was better than Tropic Thunder by far. Hilarious! #
Please, don’t smile, don’t laugh, don’t look pretty, don’t brush your hair out of your eyes or I will ask you out and you will say yes. #
Then after a few dates [...]
Tweets for 2008-08-22
Just now realizing that my feet are small - I could totally use bigger feet. I am 6 foot 5 and I wear a 13, I think a 14 would work better. #
I had a Monte Cristo French Toast for breakfast - it was awesome! ( I made it myself just in case you were [...]
