- That trampoline stuff in the Olympics can’t be as hard as a game of Crack the Egg. #
- If I was in the Olympics I would totally sport a bluetooth headset while running my 200 meters. #
- Man, this chocolate mint Clif bar is fantastic! #
- Reading the Bible while listening to the Black-Eyed Peas… next I plan to attend church as a clown. I love the juxtaposition. #
- I could really go for a big hamburger right about now! #
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