This is right up my alley. As much of a people person that I am, I hate talking on the phone. I prefer face-to-face communication.
I love these slydial situations too, they all fit, except for the multiple dating one. I can hardly keep up with one girl, it amazes me that some men could keep up with multiple women, and those men who live double lives and have entire families in other locations – when I input that data in my brain I get a response in a robotic voice that says, “Does Not Compute – Invalid Entry.”