- My Ultimate League sucks. I wish people were more concerned about actual team play and less coaching. Insert shoulder shrug here. #
- Sometimes at night while lying in bed I hear bass beats and music. I get up and the sound is gone. It’s scary as I feel a little crazy. #
- I hate junk email but I am too lazy to unsubscribe from most mailing lists. #
- Spent 20 minutes looking for a pair of pants today that seem to have just disappeared! Where did they go? #
- Just bought some Hob Nobs and then asked a co-worker – “Would you like a hob nob?” For some reason that sounds dirty… #
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