Tweets for 2008-06-20

  • Her camel colored shirt criss-crossed in the front swaddling her breasts, hugging them like a mother holding her children. #
  • Job: I have made a covenant with my eyes not to look lustfully upon a woman. Job did not live in the 21st Century. #
  • My Postsecret: I am a Never-Nude. #
  • I got a headache in the middle of the night last night and now it wants to hang on and annoy me for the rest of the day. #
  • My head feels mushy. Like a sack filled with mashed potatoes. #
  • Somehow in the last year I have gone from being a kid to being a grown man. I like it. #
  • You make me giddy… Up. #
  • You are the chocolate frosting on my vanilla cupcake of life. #
  • You snap my crackle… And I pop. #
  • How did I ever sit in traffic day in and day out for so long? This is insane. #

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