CHINESE SICK LEAVE ‘I NO COME WORK TODAY’!!!

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick, Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great.
I be at work soon …….. You got nice house.”

This was forwarded to me from a friend. I’ve seen it before, but I thought I’d post it here today.