- Asian American guy at a Chinese restaurant has loud ring tone of “I touch myself”. He let’s it play as if he is proud of that choice. #
- I am so annoyed by incovenience. Darn this small bladder! #
- Primed the garage last night. Still trying to figure out what I am going to do with this very large blank canvas. #
- Someone in this meeting smells like a biscuit. They better be glad I don’t have a stick of butter. #
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