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Tweets for 2008-05-29

  • When I kissed your lips they were soft and inviting, they tasted sweet, but I could not taste the future #
  • My face was burned. It’s peeling now like a snake molting. If you see a shell of my face lying on my desk don’t be alarmed. #

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By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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