Tweets for 2008-05-09
- Just finished watching LOST. They are going to move the island. I totally called that. #
- watermelon, watermelon, watermelon rind, look at the scoreboard and see who’s behind. The Hardline is behind 13-10 is the final. #
- Ever been completely naked except for running shoes? And if so did you feel like streaking? No? Not even a little bit? #
- These Under Armour spandex are so tight I look like a Ken doll up front and I am starting to sound like Barbie. #
- Wondering if my girlfriend would be upset if I referred to her as "Arm Candy" as in "Hey Arm Candy, where’s my dinner?" #
- Having Appy’s at Greenhouse Cafe in Denton with the mom and sisters for Mother’s Day. #
- My roommate is super gay for Coldplay. But who isn’t? #
- Bladder so full. Traffic is a bee-otch. Gotta have an empty bottle somewhere. Hey, no peeking! #
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Mike | May 10, 2008 | Reply
Hah! I love the third one! I totally feel the same way. I recall having the illusion that i could run miles and miles… or just super fast. But I doubt either would be true.
eddie renz | May 10, 2008 | Reply
Hhahaha! Mike, that is hilarious. I’d worry about sunburn.