You can detox with one bowl of Colon Blow!

Does anyone remember that SNL skit where there was this guy saying, “You can eat this many bowls of Total or you can eat one bowl of Colon Blow!” The bowls of total were piling up in the thousands and turning into a mountain of cereal bowls. It was hilarious.

I just ordered some Dr. Natura detoxification products as I plan to start a detox on Monday the 5th. All vegetables and water for 3 weeks. May 5-25th. I’ll be toxic. Why am I doing something so drastic? Because my stomach hurts all the time. No matter what, after I eat, I feel something that might be like indigestion?

I’ve also been at a plateau as far as weight loss. I’m working out 15 hours a week sometimes and I’m gaining weight. My stomach feels bloated all the time, no matter what. So I am going to give this a try.

Has anyone else tried this? Any suggestions?

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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