- Oh, I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat with somebody… and then I want them to leave me alone. #
- Brooke White got voted off American Idol. She should be a GAP model. #
- If I could have it my way my whole life would just be a series of highlights. Like a really, really long episode of Sportscenter. #
- Floss people. In a meeting with someone who has halitosis. It is almost unbearable. #
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