Staring at the tip of my Wang
No, it’s not a new country song.
I rushed into the Yoga studio ready to get my sweat on and decided I had better empty my bladder first. I pee and write when I put everything back in it’s place a drop of blood falls into the toilet. I quickly pull Mr. Wang back out. My heart is racing. I’ve been having these stomach issues lately and so I’m panicky. In 2 seconds it is amazing the number of mental scenarious you can run through: Stomach cancer, kidney cancer, testicular cancer, gastroenteritis, kidney infection, E-Coli.
I inspect and everything looks fine and then I see that my hand is bleeding profusely. I’ve got blood on my shorts and shirt. After I look further I realize I have a paper cut from the sign in sheet? It’s a small cut but you would have thought I had sliced an artery.
So no worries. No cancer. No bleeding out from the inside. In the clear this time.
About the Author: Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.
Leann | Apr 30, 2008 | Reply
I can’t believe you wrote that
I’m wondering what you’re mom’s thinking…….lololololol
Cody miller | Apr 30, 2008 | Reply
this is a classic case what us healthcare professionals call “papercutitis” this is cause by swelling of the hand which causes paper cuts on everything. No need to worry, this is a deadly sindrome thatcan be reversed. Just pay me $2500 and I’ll tell you how.
Joy | May 1, 2008 | Reply
TMI. That’s all I’ve got to say. TM *freakin’* I.