- I just don’t understand polygamy. How can any man handle more than one woman? It is beyond me! #
- wishing my Oreos in my Sonic Blast weren’t stale. Sort of takes the fun out of it. Ooh, this is my 100th update. #
- I’m often afraid that people will like me too much. I want you to like me, just don’t like me more than is necessary. #
- Damn emotions. Why are you always so ready to bubble to the surface? Grab a glass of chillax and take a Wellbutrin or something. #
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