Archive for February, 2008
Based on true events?
Amy Whinehouse’s song seems to be too fitting. They tried to get me to go to Rehab, I said, “no, no, no”.
She performed brilliantly from London for the Grammy’s but when she won the award she looked scared and paranoid. Paranoia is sometimes a side effect of pot. I’m not saying she way stoned, [...]
Mixed Signals
On Friday we had a happy hour after work at Wizards Sports Bar in Richardson. Nachos, Quesadillas and free drinks from 4-6. I love free anything and if you mix free in a social setting and you are singing my song.
I noticed that lately I don’t get out much. I go to the movies, [...]
Hey Bang Bang
I’m listening to Starky’s great song Hey Bang Bang. Also, The Spill Canvas is a band and they have a great song called All Over You, also a muust download jam from iTunes.
Hey the cruel, cruel words that you say
The broken bones and the hurt bang, bang
I tell you I’m sorry
But you point, point [...]
Just take a valium, a muscle relaxer and some hydrocodone…
My sister recommended this pain-relieving cocktail to me when I told her my back was hurting. She said, “I told my doctor that my back was hurting and he hooked me right up.”
I didn’t take handfuls of prescription painkillers while my back was hurting. I only had ibuprofen and after one day of taking [...]
Strange Wilderness and Mad Money
Do not, DO NOT waste a dime on Strange Wilderness. I thought Superbad was bad because it was gross and stupid, however, I thought UHF was Golden Globe worthy compared to Strange Wilderness and Superbad was a feel good movie you would want to watch with mom and dad.
I couldn’t believe that Adam Sander [...]
Shaquille O’Neal traded to the Suns!
This is big, almost as big as that moustache on Shaq’s face! What is that? I haven’t seen one of those since I last saw Biggy’s mom.
The Sun’s are taking over the last 2.5 years of Shaq’s 100 million dollar contract which was 5 years, 100 million. I don’t even know what I would [...]
Under Pressure
My sister is starting a power washing business with one of her neighbors. She asked me to come up with a logo and I did… but then I went ahead and designed the website too.
I like to work with variations on the same theme. I like the whale… I got him from istockphoto and [...]
Prayer, Magical Thinking, Willing it to Stop, Taking handfuls of prescription strength pain meds
The title references things I have done to make my back stop hurting - but it still hurts like a banshee.
I slept last night rather well and when I woke up to go pee I didn’t have much pain. I almost thought I could go in to work today and then after a few [...]
