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Just take a valium, a muscle relaxer and some hydrocodone…

My sister recommended this pain-relieving cocktail to me when I told her my back was hurting. She said, “I told my doctor that my back was hurting and he hooked me right up.”

I didn’t take handfuls of prescription painkillers while my back was hurting. I only had ibuprofen and after one day of taking it and it doing NOTHING to ease the pain I figure why ingest that crap in my body if it isn’t going to work?

Yesterday I went back to the Chiropractor, Dr. Bao Thai, he popped by back and adjusted it. He also used an ESTIM machine on my back? Is it E-Stim? E.Stim? I think it stands for electronic stimulation. I had him turn the juice way up after he stuck the electrodes on my back because I figured the more the better. It stings a little bit like someone poking you repeatedly with sharp objects. But now it feels so much better… so much better.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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