An animal is trapped in my chimney

I called 911wildlife and all I got was a voicemail. Ugh. I need to get this living thing out. I can’t see it, but I can hear it. Scratch, scratch, scuffle… What if I had lit a fire before I heard it! aack! I would have roasted the poor thing. Anyway, I can’t seem to get it out… it’s sad… I’ll keep you posted on what happens…

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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