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Weekend Observations

Karaoke: Trying to do Usher’s song “Yeah” is a lot harder to perform on stage than it is in my car.

Going Commando: Is best done with button fly jeans.

Couple Dancing: Should not be done with large groups. Especially if those large groups contain 3 guys and 12 girls. This makes it impossible to dance with the 2-6 girls that you might want to date. Instead you have to dance with 6-12 girls so that no one gets their feelings hurt and everyone has a good time.

Choreographed Dancing: Is much, much harder than it looks. It is even harder when you are trying to do it with 19 fat guys holding basketballs.

Children: In costume they are adorable, however, if you put 500 of them in costume inside a building it is kind of scary.

Ultimate Frisbee: Is very tiring when you play 3 on 3.

Patio Dining: Can be deadly when the wind levels reach 45MPH and you have to dodge flying umbrellas and debris imbetween bites.

Peanut Butter: Is the new Ketchup/Castup. I remember when I was little I hated celery but I would eat it if it had peanut butter on it and raisins. It was called “Ants on a Log”. Today I was thinking I needed to eat oatmeal because it is so healthy for you and I thought, hmmm… I bet it would be good with peanut butter in it, guess what, I liked it! Peanut Butter Oatmeal rocks!

Nephews: When they are mine they are always cute.

Eddo and Aiden

Aiden

Ari Johnson is a Mavs Fan!

Eddo and the Dangerously Attractive Maria

Eddo with some friends right before we went dancing at Gilley’s

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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