My Zipper is Stuck!

Today, while trying to use the bathroom at The Black-Eyed Pea, my zipper wouldn’t unzip! So much pain! It hurt, in the eurethra department it was hurting bad! It is amazing how panicky you can get when your pants won’t unzip. You don’t really think so much as squirn. Your hands won’t function and you almost just tear your pants off in a frenzied moment of agitation, fear, and pain.

I finally got them unzipped, thank GOD, and whew what a relief that was.

On a separate note…

I just got some new button fly pants and if I wear a belt with them it is always a pain for the same reason mentioned above. Not fun.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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