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Mammogram – This one is for you ladies

A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, “I don’t care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.”

The husband said, “What did he say about your 55 year-old ass?”

“Your name never came up”, she replied.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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