The most overused phrase for new churches and Florists/Nurseries – “Come Grow With Us!” Ugh. If I see this un-original phrase one more time I am going to stick my hand in the garbage disposal.

The most overused simile when desribing a new movie or novel – “…emotional rollercoaster” as in … Steel Magnolias was an emotional rollercoaster or James Frey’s new novel is an emotional rollercoaster. I am so tired of seeing “emotional rollercoaster” that I want to pluck out my eyeballs, however, I am afraid that if I do someone would write, “Watching Eddie pluck out his eyeballs was such an emotional rollercoaster…” Frick.

The people who work at Starbucks are almost always ultra-perky – almost to the point of being zany.

If Little Debbie has been eating her own snacks all these years, I doubt that she is little anymore and that is why we don’t see her on commercials.

We still see the Pillsbury Doughboy in commercials, I think it would be funny if they made him a little fatter so he would be more realistic – that little fatty.

Blockbuster employees always look like band geeks. (no offense band geeks)

Something about Jodie Foster is sexy, but I am not quite sure what it is.

Gwen Stefani has no pigment, but she is still really hot.

Denzel Washington is Black.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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