List ten things you want to say to people you know but you never will, for whatever reason. Donâ€™t say who they are. Use each person only once: Memetic
1. I am in love with your wife, what do you think about polygamy?
2. I’d like to have a relationship with you, but I don’t like disappointment.
3. You would be cool… if you were a mute.
4. Every day you make me proud to be your friend
5. I have a man crush on you.
6. I can’t stop thinking about you and no matter who I am with, I am always comparing them to you, why don’t you wake up and realize that you should be with me?
7. I hope that I never disappoint you, but in order for me to be me, I know that sometimes I will.
8. The truth would have been much easier for me to swallow, to live with, why did you feel the need to tell me a lie?
9. I wish we could change places for a while so you would understand me better.
10. You are beautiful, smart, funny, but I am just not that into you – because you are also a little bit psycho.