I’ve stooped to a new low. I envy babies with better/more hair than me.

Some friends from Denton who now live in some other state that I can’t remember right now – just had a baby. All I could think about as I was looking through the pictures was – “Look at all that hair!”

I am just going to go home and bite my pillow.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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