I am at Barnes and Noble reading in one of the coveted cushy chairs, and this guy picks up his cell phone behind me:


“I am at the College library, why”

“Oh, okay, I love you.”

The funny thing was that right after he said he was at the library, a voice came over the speaker that said really loud, “I need Maria to the front, Maria to the front please.”


By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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