I Hate to Admit it But…

I rented Phantom of the Opera over the weekend – I cried 4 times.

I thought that the “Cotton-Eyed Joe” was called the “Caught Not Joe” until last year.

For the last 3 days I have been going to Barnes and Noble to read Velocity by Dean Koontz because I don’t want to pay the 27 dollars for it. I have almost finished it.

I signed up for last year and the only 3 women who “winked” at me were all over the age of 43. I was tempted to wink back.

Last night I was in the mood for Mexican Food and Chinese food – I got flautas from Panchos and chicken fried rice and went home and watched 2 back-to-back episodes of “The Bachelor – Paris”. Afterwards I felt a little sick.

I have a Donald Trump doll that talks – sometimes I talk back.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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