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Observations

1. The only difference between the old Listerine and the Citrus Orange Listerine is the color – both of them burn your mouth.

2. The AXE EFFECT is a lie. I sprayed myself with two different flavors of AXE and I have not been attacked by women.

3. You should not eat Maui Onion and Garlic Almonds as a 10AM snack – especially if you have to interface with people at 10:30AM.

4. Peanut Butter is the most versatile snack food. When eaten with graham crackers it can suffice as a meal.

5. Never eat peanut butter without milk.

6. The worst cravings come the minute you decide that you are not allowed to have something.

7. Even when I tell myself to not eat salad I still don’t crave it.

8. No matter the diet, never turn down homemade ice cream – I mean really, how often do you get to have homemade ice cream?

9. The blogger word verifications are sometimes too complex, I fear that one day in order to post a comment one will have to do an algebraic equation and get the right answer.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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