It’s a PEE Post

I only recently learned that Asparagus makes your PEE smell funny. I had it on Saturday night and then my PEE smelled funny for exactly 68.2 hours after I had eaten the Asparagus. What does that mean?

Secondly, I am a dude, and I ALWAYS stand when I PEE. However, recently I learned that some dudes like to SIT AND PEE! WHAT? WHY?

The thought of sitting and PEEING when I can stand and PEE is totally vexing. I am so vexed right now.

Guys that read this, I don’t want to know, I don’t EVEN want to know if you sit when you pee, just do me this favor – cease and desist with the sit and PEE. We are men and this is one BLESSING we got from God, do not throw it in his face!

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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