Private Parts

A Conversation in Waco with Amy while watching football.

Amy: “Did you see that? That Ref just totally Picked his Privates.”

Me: “We normally just call it scratching…”

Amy: “Wait, maybe he’ll do it again, it’s not scratching, he is picking at them.” She held up her hand and starting re-enacting. I just shook my head with an, “oh no she didn’t” look.

Unfortunately, due to the way God designed men’s bodies, sometimes it is hard to scratch where it itches, and when it itches, it is not something that can be ignored. Once I tried to ignore it and I had to focus really hard and the left side of my face started to go numb from the concentration.

So ladies, whether we are scratching or picking, know that it is NECESSARY and sometimes we don’t even realize that we are doing it.

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