Feminine Deodorant

I just bought some new deodorant. I only by Ban and Degree. Ban has these new fragrances like Sweet Surrender and Summer Breeze. They sounded girly to me and so I looked at the Degree and I immediately grabbed and purchased “Fresh Oxygen”.

Fresh Oxygen smells a lot like Tommy Girl. I kept thinking that I was smelling my co-worker and then later realized it’s me! I SMELL LIKE A GIRL! 🙁

Well, it is better than what I smelled like yesterday when I ran out of deodorant and I was forced to use this cheap stuff that I bought one day on a whim. It makes you smell like masculine body odor.

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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