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Kidney Failure or Dehydration?

This morning I awoke thirstier than a man eating a bag of saltines while running through the Sahara Desert. I pulled out this 52 ounce cup I got from Quick Trip and filled it up with ice water. Within 15 minutes I drank the whole glass and then refilled it and drank another over a 45 minute period here at work.

I then left for a meeting and during the entire hour long meeting I did not have to go to the bathroom.

Let me do the Math for you people. I have 104 ounces of water in my stomach and now that I am sitting here stuck on a call with a customer, my kidneys decide to kick in and I am about to EXPLODE!

By Evan Stark

Eddie Renz is an avid fan of Egyptology, Wilbur Smith and bacon. Not a fan of humility but often finds himself humbled when he is around people who understand numbers like the Fibonacci sequence and Pi.

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