I just got in from another wedding. During the ceremony there was this Asian guy Philip playing the guitar for his girlfriend Katie while she sang. Every time I see them together I am extremely envious of Philip because he has a sumo hot girlfriend and he is one of those really cool Asians that everyone loves and so I can’t hope that he will suddenly morph into a gorilla and run off to an African Safari. (Dear God, please turn Philip into a gorilla and have him shipped to Africa. Amen. Okay, so I’m not perfect, but neither are you and when you point a finger you have 4 pointing right back at you!)
Katie is one of those girls that is really pretty in a country sort of way. Thick dirty blond hair, a smattering of freckles, green eyes the color of fresh cut grass – she is simplistic beauty inside and out and maybe I think she is so hot because I. can’t. have. her.
After the wedding at the reception I danced and danced and did my Michael Jackson routine and people screamed and applauded and I am almost certain that there were a few people that were praying to God that I would morph into a gorilla and be shipped off to Africa.